Thursday, April 9, 2009

Will Blake's 7 ever get rebooted?

It's been nearly a year since I posted a snippet about an announced Blake's 7 remake/ redo/ reboot series. What's happened in that time? Apparently not much. Curious I did a bit of Googling and turned up a fascinating article The many proposed returns of Blake's 7 at Den of Geek. What I did not know when I posted that original snippet, but the aforementioned article has made clear, is efforts to bring Blake's 7 back to the small and/or big screen have a history seemingly more convoluted than the myriad attempts to get a Battlestar Galactica continuation made.

The article summarized how it was circa April 2008 that Sky (a UK broadcast station I believe) announced they'd green lit two scripts "for a potential event series" and recounts how a number of production companies were established as early as 2003. Viz: "[the production companies] first took form in July 2003 when they announced that they had acquired the rights to the series from a producer [who] had bought the rights from the estate of Terry Nation back in April 2000 with the intention of filming a TV movie set some 20 years after the original series."

And that "they announced that they were planning a TV miniseries <...> the series would be entitled Blake's 7: A Rebellion Reborn, it <...> would be set 25 years on from the events of the last episode <...> the series would appear by the Spring of 2005. However, in December 2003" it all fell apart.

If you're interested in Blake's 7 that article is a must read. It's really the only bit of news I've seen about the announced Blake's 7 remake/redo/whatever since last year. And while it's really just pointing out nothing official has been said and is asking what's going on it provides a fair amount of background information about the series. Kudos to the author.

For the really curious there's apparently an official site for the reboot/remake effort. While the site doesn't appear to have been updated in awhile it's chock full of info. Check it out here: http://www.blakes7.com/

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Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Galactica Saga: Phoenix Rising - Part 1, Act 1

Galactica Saga

Phoenix Rising - Part 1, Act 1


By C. Demetrius Morgan



SETTING

Galactic Saga is set in the Battlestar Galactica universe and draws it's inspiration from, and attempts to meld it's continuity with, the story as outlined in the 1978 novel Battlestar Galactica, the original series, specifically the pilot Saga of A Star World. While much of what is presented herein is original material built upon an extrapolation and expansion of events hinted at in the aforementioned sources and some characters from the novel/series do make an appearance this is entirely an original work with new characters, situations, and story arc. However nothing that occurs herein breaks the established canon, though it may bend it a bit in places.

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DRAMATIS PERSONAE

Aella: A young Socialator well-versed in colonial history; especially it's myths and legends.

Brackett: Engineering officer of the Phoenix, male.

Egg: Colonial Warrior, male; Ensign. Cousin of Niobe.

Calybe: Socialator Attendant.

Cassiopeia: Socialator Attendant.

Creusa: Phoenix steward.

Niobe: Colonial Warrior, female; Lieutenant.

Sestina: First officer of the Phoenix, female.

Talbot Chabrol: Roguish captain of the Phoenix, male.

Tychon: Colonial Warrior, male; Ensign.

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PROLOGUE - CIMTAR

There was jubilation throughout the fleet now that they had reached Cimtar without incident. But not all fleet commanders were greeting this moment with jubilation. For Adama, elected to the Quorom of Twelve as representative of Caprica, Commander of the Battlestar Galactica, knew all too well that Galactica's sister ship, Pacifica, would never be returning home. Her battered hulk was being salvaged, discreetly, in the naval yards of Orion. Her loss had been a devastating blow following so closely on the heels of the disaster at Molecay. Adama could still remember the after action reports from survivors of the Battle of Molecay yet he could scarcely believe the Battlestar Pegasus and the 5th fleet were lost. How had it happened? There were probe craft reports of tantalizing signals, sensor ghosts, but not even Cain would be this long overdue.

'Perhaps if the 5th fleet had not been wiped out,'

Adama stepped on that thought.

Adama's trained warrior's mind sensed something was off about the timing of this Armistice conference. Yet even with the public story of Pacifica's destruction and the ever increasingly difficult to squelch rumors about Cain, the near legendary Commander of the Pegasus, circulating throughout the colonies there was no denying the sense of hope and palpable need to believe. A thousand yahren was a long time for any species to be at war. Adama knew the colonies had become insular, many looking no further than the skies above their heads, but that was a social problem for others to deal with, thank the Lords of Kobol, besides he had more pressing matters to worry about.

"How does the uniform look?"

It was a ridiculous question. Then that was precisely how Adama felt wearing his full formal dress uniform.

"It looks fine, Adama."

Adama turned to look at colonel Tigh, the man who was more than just his second in command, this was a friend, a drinking buddy, someone whom he trusted to have his back when the fecal matter hit the turbine intakes. But then he'd said much the same about President Adar, once upon a time.

"Doesn't feel fine," Adama replied as he unconsciously touched the seal of the Lords of Kobol that hung around his neck.

"That's because you can't relax. I've told you time and time again. ."

Adama held up a hand, "Point taken, old friend."

A tone beeped from the desk nearby.

"Looks like you better get going. Don't want to keep the president waiting."

"No," Adama replied with a curious expression on his face, "that would never do. Would you com Athene for me and let her know I'm on my way?"

"Of course."

And with that Adama was out the door and on his way to meet with the other members of the Quorum for a pre-armistice dinner. Life, he reflected, was much simpler when he was just plain old Captain Adama. No worries about politics. No need to have special dress uniforms for such occasions as this preposterous dinner he must attend.

'But,' he reflected wryly,'soon this will be over and I can get back to Ila.'

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From the Aella Chronicle:

(Being a Socialator's Commentary on the Rise and Fall of the 12 Worlds.)

The Twelve Worlds' (of Man), or the Colonies as their inhabitants less formally referred to them- even though they had been settled by humankind for millennia- were approaching their seventh millennium of existence. Yet it was not entirely a joyous occasion for the colonies had been at war with an alien menace, the Cylons, for over a thousand yahren. Yet a bright day beckoned. Through a merchant-trader named Baltar word came that the Cylons were seeking an Armistice. It was hoped that this would lead in time to a fuller peace between our two species.

So a convoy of vessels was assembled to meet with mankind's ancient enemy. Because this was a mission of peace and so many people throughout the 12 worlds had high hopes the armistice would ring in a new era the Star Kobol, a vessel that served with distinction and honor, one of the first Battlestar's ever constructed, was re-commissioned from mothballs and designated the official council ship of the Quorum where the armistice treaty would be signed. The Star Kobol had been there at the beginning of the war and she was to be there at the end of this terrible cycle of violence. We colonials were taken with such gestures, alas it was a gesture lost upon the impenetrable alien mind of Cylons.

Yet we would not have been who we are had we not tried. Alas it was a fool's hope, though we did not know it at the time. Had we known the Star Kobol might not have been shepherded by our five most modern Battlestars and their escorts. They say pride precedes the greatest falls, and perhaps it was our smugness and conceit in our own lofty power that doomed us. For the fleet assembled was designed to convey strength. Battlestars are imposing vessels with an array of deadly armament that only the most brazen of outlaw traffic would dare approach. Alas we forgot we were not dealing with simple smugglers or pirates, these were Cylons.

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ACT I - GEMONI

Sunfall across Gemoni is a beautiful sight. The wave of light washes across the dark arc of the planet like a brilliant multi-colored curtain parting the darkness. So very similar, yet unlike, sunfall across Caprica. There's no cluster of high orbitals, no clutter of ships in parking orbits, it's a serene likeness of tranquility. Of course that serenity might have been shattered if the Gemonese realized that the transport Phoenix, now slowing to dock with the lone Colonial orbital port marring that otherwise picturesque view, was carrying a delegation of Socialators.

Talbot Chabrol took all this in with his usual quirky sense of the absurd. Then when he retired from the colonial marines, not by his choice but due to wounds received, he never in a million yahrens would have pictured himself as the captain of a cargo hauler, much less a luxury liner. Even a small luxury liner such as the Phoenix. Yet he'd been both. And he'd been in this job long enough to know that the young woman lost in thought by the portside view port was trouble. Not because of who she was, the Lords knew he would never hold that against anyone with such a cute ass. No Chabrol was worried she was too young to be fully aware of the intricate social dynamics about to be unleashed when he opened the airlock and the passengers from Gemon boarded. Besides he'd hate to see anything happen to that cute behind of hers.

Had Aella, the young woman at the view port, been aware of Talbot Chabrol's thoughts she may have laughed out loud. Despite being a "profession" sanctified by the elders for well over 4000 yahren Socialators, and their craft, were not universally respected, or even tolerated, throughout the colonies. In fact their very existence had become something of a political and religious point of contention amongst certain Gemenese; especially those of the Otori Sect. And if anyone knew the sorts of problems that might produce it was Aella. True, such fervor was usually fleeting, but with the rites associated with the Worship of the Sunstorm coinciding with the recent resurgence of fundamentalism backlash against Socialators amongst the more xenophobic was sure to be on the rise.

Aella shuddered. Conceptually it shouldn't bother her, she was an orphan after all and knew nothing of her birth world, yet she couldn't help but wonder; what if. What if she were Gemonese? She'd studied them and was both fascinated and appalled by their culture.

'Nevermind that the the ancient functions of certain High Priestess' was not dissimilar from that provided by modern Socialators,' she thought.

Then times change and, if she were to be honest, there was a time that Socialators were little better than the kept courtesans of the ancient legends. Not that anyone would confuse the two now, at least no one who could truly see. But then the first thing every socialator learned was that people often saw what they wanted to see, or expected to see, not always what was really there. The truly astute socialators learned how to discern the difference and play to those expectations, or exploit them, as the situation required.

"Cubit for your thoughts, Aella."

"What, oh, hello Calybe. Nothing."

Calybe exhaled in that way she had when something (or someone) annoyed her.

"Don't give me that. I know that look all too well. You're over thinking something again, aren't you?"

"No, well not really. I mean, even the Gemonese have to admit there's few more learned women in all the colonies, right? Yet that's also a fact used as fuel by the Otori sect to "prove" how unnatural the entire "business" is whenever they. ."

Laughing, "Is that all? You know better than most that's one argument that's never played very well with all Gemonese women, thank the Lords of Kobol."

"True, but it's bad enough that any think that. Doesn't it bother you Calybe?"

"What's to worry? There's room enough in the colonies for people to live their lives however they want, wherever they want, and to expect to be left to do so in privacy."

"But if they only knew how many yahrens we spend learning the histories of all the colonies, not just our birth worlds maybe. ."

'Some of us more than most,' Calybe thought.

"Aella," Calybe made a throwing away motion with her hand, "You worry too much. Try to remember we're on our way to Caprica to attend the most prestigious armistice celebration to be held in all the colonies. This is a joyful time."

"Yes, of course, you're right. I'll try."

Chuckling, "Good girl. Now then. ."

"CALYBE!"

A familiar feminine voice shouted from the direction of the airlock.

"CASSIOPEIA!"

Aella smiled, for if anyone should have been worried about the Gemons it was Cassiopeia, who knew first hand how trying the hectare ahead could be. Yet there she was, in full makeup and wearing the sort of dress that would be conservative in every other colony but most certainly was not on Gemoni. Which perhaps explained the looks on the passengers faces embarking Phoenix just behind her. Even the colonial warriors seemed a bit flustered, then one of them was female, which may explain the exaggerated affronted look the Gemons wore.

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Creusa stood patiently by the hatchway. As steward he was responsible for greeting passengers and directing them to their quarters. Most people, if they thought about stewards at all, assumed they were merely ship's cooks. And while there were some sectares he'd rather have been working as a cook he knew that he was the face of the Phoenix, and that he must extend the hand of hospitality to her guests. No matter how tardy they were.

"Ah lady, sirs," Creusa held his hands out in way of gesturing a need for introductions.

"Ensign Tychon," a young warrior replied without any hint of being remotely aware they'd been holding up the Phoenix's departure.

"Ensign Egg," the shorter of the two men proclaimed proudly, "And this lovely lady is Niobe. That's Lieutenant Niobe," Egg intoned with a casual quirk of his brow as he leaned toward Creusa in a manner that wasn't quite menacing but insinuated that if anyone thought to address her with anything less than formal regard they'd answer to him.

Bowing formally, "Creusa, chief steward of the Phoenix. Sirs, Lieutenant, I must respectfully inform you that sidearms must normally be checked with me for the duration of the voyage. However, given the current situation, and the fact we're scheduled for a least time course for Caprica, the Captain has waived this restriction. So long as you agree to keep your sidearms with you at all times and holstered."

"That shouldn't be a problem," Niobe replied flashing a stern glance in the direction of the ensigns.

"Apologies for our late arrival bu-"

"Ma'am, please, no apologies are necessary." Creusa said with an affronted tone that wasn't as forced as it might have been.

"In that case," the Lieutenant said shooting a quelling glance toward the young warriors, "here's our boarding passes. I believe all is in order."

"Indeed. Shall we proceed to getting you all comfortably situated in your accommodations?"

Niobe turned to pick up her duffle only to see Egg hefting it already.

"All ready, ma'am."

Niobe turned a glaring eye on Egg, "I can hold my own, cousin."

"Never said you couldn't." Egg smiled ingratiatingly as Tychon looked everywhere but at his friend or Niobe.

"But there's holding your own and hefting your own, and you are senior officer and," Egg paused winking at Creusa, "how would it look if you carried your own duffle while in the company of two strapping junior officers such as ourselves."

There were times Niobe wished she wasn't Gemenese. But she knew better than to argue with her tenacious cousin.

"You'll make a fine warrior, someday."

"You really think so?"

Rolling her eyes, "Get to quarters!"

"Ma'am!" the ensigns said simultaneously sketching a salute and immediately withdrew laughing about the Lords knew what.

Turning to Creusa, "Make sure they get to where they are supposed to be, will you?"

"Of course ma'am," Creusa said with a tolerant smile that indicated he'd had to look after such recalcitrant youths many times in his career.

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(To be continued in: Galactica Saga: Phoenix Rising - Part 1, Act 2)

Copyright © C. Demetrius Morgan

Monday, April 6, 2009

Welcome to the Land of NOD (Not on DVD)

Below you will find a list of Movies Not on R1 DVD as of April 2009.

List last updated April 24, 2009.

Brick and mortar retailers where you can buy a decent selection of genre DVDs are getting scarce. Places you can buy something besides the same mass produced flavor of the week releases dumped on the market are virtually non existent. Niche labels have folded because they can't get their product onto retailer shelves. The economy is bad. We all know it. But I still firmly believe that you can't make money if you don't stock product. And that means more than just rotating shipments of mass produced mediocrity through a few store fronts. Retailers need to go back to the old school way of doing business, meaning viewing merchandize as an investment and people who walk in the door as CUSTOMERS not merely consumers.

Thus, in the wake of Circuit City going belly up, news Borders will no longer bother to carry DVD or CD product, on top of the recent ludicrous announcement about NBC Universal "re-envisioning" their subsidiary cable network currently known as the Sci-Fi channel with a newly minted semi-literate emo tween friendly "re-branding" moniker of "Syfy" I'm going on a rant. Didn't intend to. Today was going to see the first installment of GALACTICA SAGA posted. Alas it seems to me the studio executives have decided that, come hell on earth or an ELE, they're going to ignore what we the public- the folks they like to look down on from their cement towers and call "consumers"- want yet again.

Personally I am tired of having to constantly "upgrade" my stuff. Not that I don't appreciate the quality difference in a CD over a cassette or a DVD over a VHS tape, but it seems like every innovation we get cuts our choices by half. So, in an effort to better guide the studios in utilizing their corporate resources, I'd like to humbly offer this list of movies NOT YET on Region 1 DVD. And not just because spending money on market firms who tell someone it's a good idea to rename a network to something that sounds likes slang for syphilis seems like a bad investment to me. But because I'd actually like to see some of these movies before I die. And, honestly, if these corporations have money to waste on rebranding a network as it's cheaper than firing the incompetent executives who don't have two brain cells to rub together to figure out what SCIENCE FICTION is the least they can do is give us something we want, right?!

Besides 80-90% of the movies in the list below are probably not in any networks current broadcast rotation. Not suggesting anything, just saying these are "properties" just waiting to be utilized. Hint, hint.

That said the titles in this article, to the best of this author's knowledge, have received no official DVD release. While I have tried to weed through these titles and keep only those that don't have a proper R1 DVD release some may have slipped through, if so e-mail me and I shall update and amend this list accordingly.

ADDENDUM: For those reading the list who keep pointing out that such-and-such a title was released in the UK or Germany or elsewhere please note this list is STRICTLY ABOUT REGION ONE (R1) DVD releases. The UK and Germany are R2. Also, I am NOT interested in hearing sale pitches about your favorite ALL REGION DVD player. This list is strictly noting the VOID, as in LACK OF, LEGIT (meaning OFFICIAL, non public domain, remastered from film elements) DVD releases of titles in R1. Where in doubt about the status of a DVD release, such as for titles like THE BITCH (which exists in a FS barebone release on a relatively unknown label) I am erring on the side of caution and listing the title here. If anyone can confirm the status, legit or otherwise, of these releases e-mail me and I shall update the list accordingly. Thank you.

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2020 Texas Gladiators
976-Evil 2 (?)
Abby (?)
Alien Cargo
Alienator (?)
Along Against Rome
Amazons of Rome
America 3000
The Aftermath (Sid Haig)
The Amorous Adventures of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza
And God Said to Cain
Archer and the Sorceress
Arena (Claudia Christian)
The Arousers
Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatre (?)
Ator, the Fighting Eagle
Ator the Invincible
Baffled!
Bad Girls From Mars (?)
Battletruck
The Barbarians (1987)
Beach Babes from Beyond (?)
Beastmaster 2
Bedazzled (Available)
Behind Convent Walls
The Bermuda Depths
Bestialità
Beverly Hills Vamp
Beyond the Time Barrier
The Bitch
Blood and Roses (Roger Vadim)
Blood Hook (?)
Blood of Dracula's Castle [John Carradine] (?)
Blood on Satan's Claw (?)
The Boob Tube (?)
Caligula and Messalina
Caligula: The Untold Story
Cast a Deadly Spell
Chained Heat
Chained Heat 3000
Chatterbox (1977)
Clash of the Warlords
Cleopatra's Daughter (?)
Colossus of New York
The Coming of Sin
Convoy (1978)
Creature (Restored non-PD print)
Damnation Alley
The Damned (1962)
Day of the Triffids (?)
The Day Mars Invaded Earth (?)
Death Ship (1980)
Deathstalker III
Deep Space [Bo Svenson] (?)
Demonoid (?)
Desert Warrior
Devil Hunters (HK)
The Devils (1971)
Dinosaur Island [Jim Wynorski] (?)
Doom Runners (?)
Duel of the Titans
El Inquisidor
Empire of Ash
Escape from Galaxy 3
Escape from Safehaven
Evil Of Dracula
Fantastic Four (Roger Corman)
Fire and Sword (?)
Forbidden World
Fraternity Row
Future World (?)
Galaxy of Terror
Galactic Gigolo (Available)
Gatorbait (?)
Gatorbait 2 (?)
Genesis II (1973)
Green Slime (1968)
Hamburger the Motion Picture
Hands of the Ripper
Hands of Steel
Hardware [aka Mark 13] (?)
Hearts and Armour
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers (Available in a 20th Anniversary Edition)
The Humanoid
I Was A Teenage Frankenstein
I Was A Teenage Werewolf
The Incredible Shrinking Man (?)
Idaho Transfer
Ilsa, Tigress of Siberia (?)
Incredible Shrinking Woman [Lily Tomlin] (?)
Interzone
Inquisition
Invasion of the Girl Snatchers
Invasion Of the Saucermen
The Invisible Maniac
Ironmaster
Iron Warrior
Island City (1994)
It Came from Hollywood (?)
Jupiter's Darling (?)
Killer Workout (?)
Kilma: Queen of the Amazons
Lady Frankenstein (Restored non-PD print)
Land of Doom
Lake Of Dracula
Lana: Queen of the Amazons
Laser blast (?)
Last Bride of Salem
The Last Dinosaur (1977)
Legacy Of Dracula
Liane, Jungle Goddess
Lisistrata (2002)
Long Swift Sword of Siegfried (aka The Lustful Barbarian)
The Lost Empire
Love Slaves of the Amazons
Loves of Salammbo
Mark of the Devil II
Maneater of Hydra (?)
Messalina (1960)
Messalina, Messalina
Message from Space (?)
Metalstorm, Destruction of Jared Syn
Mission Stardust (?)
Montenegro (?; 1981)
Moonbase (?)
Moontrap
Mutant Action
Mutant on the Bounty
Necropolis (?)
Neon City
Nemesis [1, 2, 3, 4] (?)
New Eden
Night of the Creeps
No Blade of Grass
Not of this Earth (1957) (?)
The Pharaoh's Woman (?, peplum)
Phase IV (Available)
Phoenix the Warrior
Planet Earth
Planet Patrol (?)
Princess of the Nile
Programmed to Kill
Project X (1968)
Pussy Talk
The Quatermass Experiment (1953)
Quatermass 2 (1955)
Quatermass And The Pit (1958)
Queen of Blood (?)
Quest for the Mighty Sword
Raiders of Atlantis (?)
Rape of the Sabines (Roger Moore)
Ravagers (Richard Harris)
Red Heat (Linda Blair)
Return of the Roller Blade Seven (1992)
Revenge of the Gladiators
Revolt of the Slaves
Ribald Tales of Robin Hood
Robot Holocaust
Robot Ninja (?)
Robotrix (?)
Robowar
Roller Blade (1986)
Roller Blade Seven (1991)
Romulus & Remus (Steve Reeves)
Search for the Gods (1975)
The Seven Magnificent Gladiators (Lou Ferrigno)
Seven Slaves Against the World
SHE
Shame of the Sabine Women
She Devils of the SS (?)
Shocking Dark
Simon, King Of The Witches (Available)
Sign of the Gladiator
Sins of Rome
The Sisterhood
Skidoo
Snow Devils (aka: La morte viene dal pianeta Aytin)
Song of the South (1946)
Sorceress (1982)
Space Master X-7 (?)
Spartacus and the 10 Gladiators
Spermula
Starcrash (?)
Star Portal (?; 1998)
Star Odyssey (Restored non-PD print)
Star Quest (?; 1995)
Starship Invasions (?)
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Stormquest
Strange New World
Stryker
Student Bodies (?)
The Stud
Survival Zone
The Thief of Baghdad (1978)
Thor the Conqueror
Throne of Fire
The Time Guardian (Carrie Fisher)
Time of the Apes (?)
The Tomb (1985)
Twins of Evil
Ulysses
Una sull'altra (Available as Perversion Story)
Vampire Circus
The Velvet Vampire
Violation of the Bitch (?)
Voyage To The End Of The Universe [aka Ikarie XB 1] (?)
W is War
War of the Satellites [Roger Corman] (?)
War of the Zombies
Warlord: Battle for the Galaxy
Warlords (David Carradine; 1989)
Warlords of Atlantis (?)
The Warrior and the Slave Girl
Web of the Spider
Welcome to 18 (?)
West World (?)
Wheels of Fire
When Women Had Tails
When Women Lost Their Tails
The Wicked Lady
Wild Wild Planet (aka: I criminali della galassia)
(It Came) Without Warning (1980)
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom
Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II
Yor, Hunter from the Future (?)
Zone Troopers (?)

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ADDENDUM

No Holds Barred
Immortal Combat
The Strangeness
Screams Of A Winter Night
The Keep
Freebie & the Bean
Let It Be (Beatles doc.)
Macbeth (1947, Orson Welles)
Master of the World (1961)
Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm
Hellhole Women (?)
Heart Beeps
The Incredible Shrinking Woman (?)
Invasion of the Love Drones (?)
The First Turn On! (?)
The Adventures of Hajji Babba (?)
Pasolini's Arabian Nignts (???)
Phantasm II
Cannibal Girls
Radioactive Dreams
The Keep
Rawhead Rex
Vibes (Cyndi Lauper)
Dr. Jekyll et Les Femmes
Blood of Dr. Jekyll (?)
Glissements progressifs du plaisir (?)
La belle captive (?)
Opium (1919)
Flavia, Slave of Rome (?)
Per Amore di Poppea (?)
Ulysses (Kirk Douglas) ???
The Swords of Wayland (?, S&S)

BTW, a note to the confused suits who have been running the Sci-Fi channel into the ground: While you've been scratching the hairy moles on your arse like inbred idiots that can't figure out how to open a twist top root beer bottle the following science fiction television series are NOT, I repeat, NOT being broadcast much of anywhere (and many also aren't on R1 DVD, or are not being stocked by retailers) and their syndication rights are probably available:

Adventures of Brisco County, Jr.
Automan
Blake's 7
Deepwater Black
The Highway Man
The Invisible Man (1975)
Legend (1995)
Logan's Run
M.A.N.T.I.S
Max Headroom
The Man from Atlantis
Manimal
Mann and Machine
Mercy Point
Otherworld
Phoenix Five
Quark
Raumpatrouille
Robocop
Star Hunter
Star Hunter 2300
Star Maidens
Star Cops
Starman
Time Trax
Tripods

That's just the tip of the iceberg. So c'mon! There's PLENTY to program besides wrestling and faux paranormal ghost chaser programs. Seriously WTF does either of those have to do with science fiction?

Also, whoever currently owns Roger Corman's catalog of titles seems to be sitting on them. It seems like most, if not all, the old Corman produced titles are OOP. What's more the "Roger Corman Presents" made-for-cable series of movies from the mid 90s, the few that were released to DVD, were never widely available. Hint.

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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Borders to Discontinue Multi Media

For the most part I ignore Borders. They haven't stocked anything I want to buy for a couple years. So I just stopped bothering to go there. However I was somewhat surprised to see that this week's coupon mailing also mentioned the fact certain Borders stores were having a 40% clearance sale on ALL CD & DVD stock.

At least that's what I thought it said. The reality, once you get into the store, is it's only a 'clearance' on select items that have a red sticker on them. I almost walked out. But I was there and decided to have a look around as it'd been a while. What instantly shocked me was the state of the DVD section. Last year they folded science fiction, action, westerns, and other random movies into one large section. It looked decimated. What's more I didn't see a single title in the cult or horror sections that had been released in the last year, at least by anyone other than a mainstream Hollywood studio.

Curious I approached the clerk at the help desk and asked if Borders was going out of business or merely getting rid of their DVD section. The clerk told me, after looking around to be sure no one could hear, that he'd heard Borders was getting rid of ALL mass media product. Sad news. Alas most of the DVDs they have in stock are at full retail price, despite the fact the studios have been dumping these very same titles as remaindered stock for over a year. But if you've missed out on the Big Lots $3 DVD blowout sales this may be a opportunity to find some older titles as I imagine Borders will be clearing out their warehouses.

It's a shame though. Borders used to be the go to store for Alpha Video titles (once upon a time they carried every single title) and niche cult and horror movies. Alas they have not stocked anything but the same tired old mass produced Hollywood mediocrity their competitors do for some time now, and always at a higher sticker price. Granted Circuit City bit the dust but Best Buy is still around and you just can't make money selling a box set of title X for $39.95 when Borders has the same box set, just a block or three up the street, of title X for $19.99.

Anyway if you haven't been to Borders in a while check your e-mail. This weekend's coupon is for 30% off anything in store. Odds are you wont find much in the DVD section but you never know. This could be your lucky weekend. Just remember to print out that coupon because if it's not one of the "red sticker" items on "clearance" you're going to need it. Too, they seem to have a lot of Blu-Ray titles. Oddly I didn't notice many red stickers on them though.

Good hunting bargain shoppers!

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Thursday, April 2, 2009

Speculations: Battlestar Galactica



This speculative article was precipitated by the simple question: What direction should a Battlestar Galactica movie take?

Some want a continuation utilizing the members of the original cast, at least those still around willing to star in a BSG project nigh these many yahren later. Some want a straight up reboot that returns to the source material, ignoring the "re-imagined" Sci-Fi series. And those familiar only with the Sci-Fi retread are probably scratching their heads wondering what all the fuss is about, assuming they even noticed Glen A. Larson's announcement about wanting to do a move based on the "classic" series.

Is a continuation story feasible? There's some great speculative BSG continuation fan fiction out there. Assuming Larson can get the cast on board with a project, put together a decent story that doesn't involve Borg-Cylons or Atlantis (sadly Stargate's been there and piddled all over that idea), I'm all for it. But would a studio go for it?

I suppose that depends upon what options are available. In these economic times a studio may not be eager to bankroll a one-shot sequel to a series that ended 30+ years ago. Just look at what it took to get SERENITY made. Perhaps a reboot ala STAR TREK with fresh faces in familiar roles would be more palatable to the suits. But how to avoid Hollyweird's penchant for dumbing down narrative?

I say go back to the source material. Either adapt the novelization or update the original screenplays. But make it smart. Find someone that knows the jargon of the genre and is well read in "space opera" science fiction. Revisiting the series makes one realize it was written by someone familiar with naval combat, which lends the air of authenticity, until you realize that 2D naval strategies DO NOT apply in a 3D volume of space. Anyone that's played WING COMMANDER or X-WING knows that. Also don't waste money on screening groups, demographic research, or any of that other nonsense. Just git 'er done!

It really doesn't matter if the movie is a reboot using an entirely new cast, continuation utilizing a mix of new and familiar faces, or 3D CGI Anime ala Final Fantasy or Beowulf so long as it's a decent movie (or series of movies) with a smart narrative that captures the sense of wonder that originally attracted our younger selves to Battlestar Galactica.

That said many yahrens ago, in a galaxy not that far away, before there was ever a Sci-Fi Channel series, I posted an germ of an idea for what I'd like to see done with a remake/ reboot/ redo/ whatever of BATTLESTAR GALACTICA. It went something like this. .

There will be three parts/acts, each a minimum of an hour devoted to story/character development. These segment/acts should cover the following:

ACT I: Background. Here we would see the colonies. Meet characters, be filled in on the 12 worlds, their history, the other alien races both named (Delphians, Tucanas, Borays, Hasari, &tc) and unnamed (felinoids, empathic dwarf simians, &tc) and the place of the Colonies in their corner of a very populated universe.

ACT II: The Armistice/Cylon invasion. Act I would lead organically into Act II, where we'd see FLEET BATTLES. The Colonies don't just have 5 Battlestars. They have cruisers, fighters, et al. The Cylons would probably take a beating. There's 12 planets in the Colonials system all the people aren't just going to run around like scared chickens waiting to get their heads cut off. Be creative. Take a page from, say, American history and have CADETS fly up to meet the invaders, or, if you prefer French history, have a bare breasted woman running through downtown Caprica leading a battalion of civilian fighters into Cylon ground troops.

ACT III: Exodus/Carillon. Bigger, better, bolder. Lots more aliens in the resort. AND (very important) Make Carillon the den of hedonistic depravity it should be. There will be no punches pulled, no watering the portrayal of debauchery down for a idiot tween audience, no dumbing down of dialogue, this will be stark craven reality. The audience is SUPPOSED to feel uncomfortable seeing this. That's the point.

ACT IV. Technically this would be the epilogue. Keep it short and sweet and allow it to set the stage for future movies but allow there also to be a sense of closure.

That's it. That's what I'd like to see. Simple. Straightforward. Doable.

As for the cast? Going with the "fresh faces" anchored by a vetern actor approach you could have a cast that looks something like this (from left to right):

Jolly = Jonah Hill
Boomer = Don Cheadle
Sheba = Diane Gaeta
Adama = Bruce Boxleitner (or Jürgen Prochnow)
Athena = Mandy Moore
Apollo = Jeremiah Turner
Cassiopeia = Ali Larter
Starbuck = Zachary Levi

Or, as this is just a fun bit of speculation, how about taking the cast of Torchwood and using them for a BSG project? Such a movie would have UK flair and might look something like this:

John Barrowman - Apollo (or Starbuck)
Burn Gorman - Zak
Eve Myles - Athena
Naoko Mori - Rigel
Gareth David-Lloyd - 'Greenbean'

And to round out the rest of the cast how about these Dr. Who regulars:

Tom Baker (or Peter Davison) - Adama*
Elisabeth Sladen (or Lalla Ward) - Ila
Freema Agyeman - Sheba
Billie Piper - Cassiopeia
Sylvester McCoy (or Rowan Atkinson) - Baltar
Colin Baker - Sire Uri

With David Tennant as Apollo (or Starbuck), guest starring Samuel L. Jackson as Col Tigh, and with Jeff Bridges appearing as Commander Cain.

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